Somehow we don't think they'll be having quite as much craic as this lot.“Sunday at 7.15am we’ll be ubering to the church.” Can you imagine being on this Hens?
A “horrifying” list of hens party “ground rules” sent to a bride and her 16 guests has gone viral after it was posted on Reddit.
According to the post, the note was sent by a member of the group who had hijacked the bride’s bachelorette party to Vegas, by inviting herself when she didn’t receive an invite.
The woman, known only as Taylor, then proceeded to enforce six outrageous demands, which ranged from no sex or alcohol consumption to an expectation the entire group would attend church services together.
And the internet has reacted with a mixture of horror and hilarity:
Wedding shaming blogs are a gift to us all. pic.twitter.com/r6P8PmePna
— Abby Spice (@clapifyoulikeme) April 17, 2019
I would END someone who ordered me to leave my ADHD meds at home because "we wont be studying".
— Kendally Brown (@kendallybrown) April 17, 2019
Classic narcissist. Haha. Have fun, kiddies. Six days. Hell no. Hell to the no. ?
— Bastet (@FelineFancy) April 17, 2019
That sounds like a bachelorette party from hell. How boring. “I don’t know how I will react to “rum”...we could never be friends. pic.twitter.com/gDaJHWaHHb
— Renee (@reneelarr12) April 17, 2019
Strap yourself in, here are the rules:
RULE 1: CHURCH
Taylor explains she has found a church close to where the group will be staying and even contacted its pastor to explain “we’d still like to attend services”.
“Sunday at 7.15am we’ll be ubering to the church,” she wrote.
“I can’t wait to share God with all of you. I think it’ll be a nice way to cleanse us of our sins from that week.”
RULE 2: LIQUOR
Taylor explains there will be no “hard liquor” in the hotel room, so Emma’s guests are only permitted to drink light beer and red wine.
“I don’t want people getting inebriated and falling from the balcony,” she said.
Since this trip will be Taylor’s first time in an environment where there will be a lot of alcohol, she says she doesn’t want to be “tempted by these foul drinks”.
“I’m not sure how I’ll react to ‘rum’ or ‘tequila’ or ‘vodka’, and I’d like to test these in more controlled environment,” she said.
RULE 3: SEX
As a devout Christian, Taylor has a pretty clear stance on sexual intercourse and makes that known in her email.
“There will be no sex taking place in our hotel rooms or anywhere in the suite,” she demanded.
“As none of us have committed ourselves to husbands yet, there’s no need to have premarital sex.”
The list of demands included banning sex — even for those who weren’t married.RULE 4: RANDOMS
Following on from her no-sex rule, Taylor reiterates no random men are to be invited back to the group’s suite.
“I do not see a need for them to be there or know where we are staying,” she said.
“I don’t want to be robbed!”
RULE 5: GROCERIES
Luckily, Taylor plans to put her homemaking skills to good use on the hens’ trip by stocking the group’s hotel suite with fresh produce.
Because there’s no point having a dirty bachelorette week in Vegas without a fresh fruit platter and omelettes.
She asked each guest to transfer her $50 on a popular funds transfer app called Venmo so she could buy groceries.
“The last thing we need is to be famished in that desert heat,” Taylor said.
RULE 6: DRUGS
According to Taylor, this is a non-negotiable rule every member of the hens’ party must observe.
“Half of you currently work in positions that require you to have security clearances, and I do not want you to be tempted by these substances,” she said.
“Drugs bring nothing but problems.”
Sounds like a blast, doesn't it!
