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You can get a special timer for that person who spends too long on the toilet.
The toilet timer is available to buy on Amazon at the moment and allows exactly five minutes per loo visit. Seems reasonable enough.
The product description describes it like so:
"The Toilet Timer is for the poo-crastinator taking their sweet time. This is a sand timer that runs for about five minutes. Help your loved one get back to the people they are trying to avoid.
"We've concocted a special new blend of unicorn magic and gravity that makes the Toilet Timer easy to set. Runs for about five minutes. Just spin to set!"
They have three styles of toilet timers on the go. You can go for the classic model, a special 'Dad' edition or even the President Trump version.
Know someone who needs this?
Prices start from $14.99 (just over €13) and you can buy it from Amazon right here.