''With your help I can finally achieve my dreams of not having another kid and satisfying my wife."
Most of us would be a bit cautious about sharing extremely intimate details for the entire world to see... but not this guy.
In fact he believes the exact opposite, and he has appealed to the kindness of strangers to address a couple of key issues in his love life.
Taking to GoFundMe to share his story, the man, identified as Joe, from Queensland, Australia lays bare the situation, the MailOnline reports.
What he is asking for is a vasectomy, a circumcision and penis enlargement, basically a complete penis overhaul.
His reasoning is simple, firstly he doesn't want anymore kids: "Me and my wife had our first child over a year ago and as great as our lil girl is, I'd like her to be the last we ever have (my wife wants more)," he explained.
"We can barely afford one let alone however many more, so please help neuter me and reduce over population."
Second is the most expensive surgery, ''but not the most important."
Joe reveals he also desires a circumcision and penis enlargement, and says it's his wife's disappointment with his "micro penis" that's spurring him on.
"I will never be able to afford this surgery on my own, with your help I can finally achieve my dreams of not having another kid and satisfying my wife."
Joe is currently asking for the equivalent of €3,700 to help realise his dream and despite launching his crowdfunding page nine months ago, is still unsurprisingly awaiting his first donation.
