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Kid's accidental 'penis' Easte...

WTF?

Kid's accidental 'penis' Easter hat goes viral

Jonathan Duane
Jonathan Duane

04:35 2 Apr 2019


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It's a giraffe guys! Get your minds out of the gutter.

A blogger named Mrs Mombastic and her young son have sent Facebook into a spin with their very... 'creative' Easter hat competition entry.

"I told my son that he could do whatever he wanted. I was so full of hope. So... so... so.... foolish,'' Mrs Mombastic shared on Facebook.

Her son decided he wanted to make a giraffe hat. Because Giraffe's can enjoy Easter too you know!

"My husband tried to put him off the idea. Sticking Easter eggs in a nest on top of the hat would be FAR more sensible.''

"But his mind was not to be changed. And I was not to let my son down.''

However things soon became much, much worse.

"Two bonnets in the bin, lots of papier mache, super glue, gaffer tape and many other failed attempts later, my son and I came up with this...

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you: ‘The Penis Bonnet’.

Image: Mrs Mombastic Facebook

"My husband laughed.I cried. But I suppose most importantly, my son was incredibly proud of our hard work.

''And his favourite part? The giraffes neck. Of course.''

She added the hashtag #wheredidtheveinscomefromthough.

''Does it come with batteries?''

Her post quickly amassed more than 2.7K likes had other mums in hysterics.

"Is the bonnet for sale? Does it come with batteries?'' one asked.

''The veeeinnss! I am crying,'' another noted.

"If he doesn't win, move schools 100 percent,'' suggested another.

"I'd love to see the teacher's face.''

"You can always reuse it for a hen's party.''

All's well that ends well...

And wouldn't you know it.... with some last minute touches the hat only went and won the whole competition!

"Penis giraffe bonnet only went and bloody won the Easter bonnet competition!'' she shared.

Image: Mrs Mombastic Facebook

Can we buy our own Easter Giraffe hats?!


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