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Jacob's has 'biscuit insurance' to protect you from biscuit thieves

Jonathan Duane
Jonathan Duane

11:38 18 Nov 2019


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Protect your biscuits against those nasty thieves

Jacob’s is launching the world’s first-ever biscuit insurance to protect your tin of biscuits this Christmas.

Around this time of year, biscuit thieves like to get there is always a rise in biscuit crime. According to Jacob's, customers regularly report regular biscuit theft incidents over the Christmas period.

Well, they have now come up with a solution to fix all biscuit problems, biscuit insurance.

 How the does biscuit insurance work?

Jacob's customers can go online to share their biscuit theft to be in with a chance to to be compensated with a replacement Jacob’s Elite seasonal tin.

Angela Harding, Marketing Communications Manager at Valeo Foods explained:

"This year, with new Elite Chocolate Tea Cakes now part of the seasonal range, they are especially at risk of theft. Jacob's Elite Biscuit Insurance offers fans peace of mind this Christmas, so remember - when the biscuit thieves invade, we’ll come to your aid!"

Well, there you have it. No more are the days of suffering horrific biscuit crimes at the hands of greedy family and friends.


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