We really hope he’s joking.

Image via Twitter/@AJA_Cortes

A man has gone viral after he tweeted out a list of ‘How to be a Beautiful Woman’.

Cue the eye-rolls…

The man, with the username @AJA_Cortes on Twitter, tweeted out a lovely long list of the qualities that make a ‘beautiful woman’.

They include wearing make-up, having long hair and being sensual. Alright then.

The guy called Alexander calls himself a trainer, writer and speaker on his Twitter bio.

As you can imagine, his lovely list didn’t win him many admirers online: