"If we ever meet I'll probably try and smell your hair."
(Source: www.pixabay.com)E-mails.
They can be the bane of an office worker's life but unfortunately, they're also a necessity.
Want to know what your e-mail lingo says about you? We've broken it down for you:
1. The single initial sign-off
"I think I'm so important that I don't even have the time to write down my full name. You're only getting one initial off me – you absolute peasant."
2. Let me know if you need anything else
"Please don't contact me. EVER."
3. Thanks for your help with this
"I know you actually haven't agreed to help me with this. I'm just offloading my work onto you, ok?"
4. Kind regards
"I really couldn't care less but this is me pretending that I do."
5. Warmest regards
"If we ever meet I'll probably try and smell your hair."
6. Sincerely
"I miss the good old days when people wrote hand written letters to each other... Did you get my fax actually?"
7. Cheers
"Look how normal and sound I am."
8. Sent from my iPhone
"I OWN AN IPHONEEEE!!!!!"
9. I look forward to hearing your thoughts
"But only if they exactly align with my thoughts. If they don't, then you can shove your thoughts up your arse."
10. All the best
"F*ck you. The dirt on my shoe is more important to me than you. This is the end of our contact for ever. I hope to never see you again."
