Handy if they were a bit of a pest.
If you're a little bit petty, then good news. You can name a cockroach after your ex this Valentine's Day.
Really.
The Helmsley Conservation Centre in southeast London is allowing people name a cockroach after their ex for less than €2.
The names of the cockroaches will appear on a board next to their enclosure in the zoo. All the money raised will go toward future projects at The Helmsley Conservation Centre.
"For those that don’t quite require revenge, there’s another way to make you feel better about getting back at your ex this Valentine’s Day," said the zoo in a statement online.
"The HCC is offering the chance to name a cockroach in honor of your friend's worthless ex-“someone” on this special holiday of love".
The best part?
Anyone who does it will receive a certificate that reads, "I’ve named a cockroach at the Hemsley Conservation Centre in the not so loving memory of my worthless ex!"
The cert will also give you half-price entry into the zoo, should you ever want to visit your pest of an ex.
