We really hope he's joking.
A man has gone viral after he tweeted out a list of 'How to be a Beautiful Woman'.
Cue the eye-rolls...
The man, with the username @AJA_Cortes on Twitter, tweeted out a lovely long list of the qualities that make a 'beautiful woman'.
They include wearing make-up, having long hair and being sensual. Alright then.
How to be a Beautiful Woman
- Be thin
- Be able to cook
- Have long hair
- Wear make-up
- Be feminine
- Be graceful
- Be Sensual
- Shave (should without saying)
- Be fashionable
- Wear pink and feminine colors
- Love men
- Listen to menStay classy ladies!
— Alexander J.A Cortes (@AJA_Cortes) February 21, 2019
The guy called Alexander calls himself a trainer, writer and speaker on his Twitter bio.
As you can imagine, his lovely list didn't win him many admirers online:
You’re single. Aren’t You?
— The Brofucius (@TheBrofucius) February 22, 2019
Real men love strong women who recognize this hollow sadness as absolute garbage. But good luck with that, bro.
— Steve Blum (@blumspew) February 23, 2019
— Merry Death (@ohheymeredith) February 22, 2019
You’re a bellend
— Keegan Hirst (@KeeganHirst) February 22, 2019
How to be a tool
- Write tweets like this
The End
— ghost dog. (@JeetoCheesus) February 22, 2019