Irish Granny's are the best in the world.
Their kindness, wit, advice and humour have no limits.
But, there's certain things they don't like at all, at all.
Here' some of the main things that make Irish Granny's fret.
1.The don't like it when you're not hungry
2. Or when you refuse what they try to "force feed" you.
3. Wearing a dress that isn't down to your ankles is frowned upon
4. They're not fans of you using the Lord's name in vain
5. You can't not be looking you best for mass
6. You also need to know all the words at mass, or be warned, you could be getting some daggers
7. If you don't have a boyfriend/ girlfriend. ("Do you think I'll be here forever, child? Hurry up, because I want to your wedding!")
8. When they're telling you about the local man's sister's fiancé's cousin twice removed who died and you don't know who she's referring to.
9. When your midriff is showing. "Haven't you considered your kidneys, child?"
Ah, Irish Granny's are the best.
