These would put the fear of God into you.
Following the news that Durex has recalled some batches of condoms in Ireland and the UK, Garry and Fionnuala have come up with some terrifying hypothetical headlines.
As a precautionary measure, we are recalling a few specific batches of Durex Real Feel and Durex Latex Free condoms. No other Durex products are affected. For more information please visit https://t.co/e553ZeNL0R / https://t.co/jHuBDdCACv https://t.co/T2Dbgqiebo pic.twitter.com/iFZbTlWAN4
— Durex UK (@durexuk) July 31, 2018
There's no doubt that people panicked when they heard that a limited number of batches of "Real Feel" and "Latex Free" condoms are being recalled over fears they could split.
The Lift have created their own alarming headlines - but don't worry, these are all fake!
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