Sit down and strap yourselves in for some serious suspense!
This is hands down the most intense thing we've come across in 2019 thus far.
A young couple trying to find love in this crazy world. A doting mother trying to do right by her family. A stepfather just sitting back and watching the drama unfold.
This has feature length film written all over it.
We join the drama with Twitter user Tricky D, who is aware that his stepson had a girl stay over the previous night...the lad's mother on the other hand is blissfully unaware of the drama which is about to unfold right beneath her nose.
Ok, here we go.
So, my stepson has a girl upstairs in his room that stayed the night and my wife doesn't know yet. I'm curious on how he plans to smuggle her out now that the whole family is awake...
...and now we wait.
— Tricky-D (@DropsNoPanties) January 19, 2019
So it begins.
People asking for updates: she's still here, the wife has gone into full Saturday house cleaning mode. Still hasn't noticed the cute white shoes by the door. This could be his chance while she's distracted. ??♂️
— Tricky-D (@DropsNoPanties) January 19, 2019
Will the shoes bring the lad undone?!
No one in this house would have all white shoes... pic.twitter.com/u3naaNnkU3
— Tricky-D (@DropsNoPanties) January 19, 2019
A note on the shoe thing.. there is a side door attached to the kitchen literally right at the bottom of the stairs. But... Those damn shoes are on the opposite side of the house.
— Tricky-D (@DropsNoPanties) January 19, 2019
We have an escape route.
11:00am central standard time... My wife (amazing wife) cleaning so hard core she doesn't even notice me standing behind her to take this pic... Music cranked all the way. Now's the chance.. will he see the opportunity?? pic.twitter.com/GqamyqbYmI
— Tricky-D (@DropsNoPanties) January 19, 2019
I see all ya comments about help the kid out... He's a 18yo grown ass man. We live and die by our choices ??♂️
— Tricky-D (@DropsNoPanties) January 19, 2019
He gon' learn today!
And the wife is done in the bathroom and has moved onto the kitchen... The kitchen is at the bottom of the stairs! Ooof
— Tricky-D (@DropsNoPanties) January 19, 2019
Come on lad, seize the gap!
So who we rooting for??
— Tricky-D (@DropsNoPanties) January 19, 2019
I think they might be waiting it out. The wife usually lays down and reads after lunch, especially after cleaning her ass off all morning. Could he be waiting for that?? Can she hold her pee another hour or so?? I have no idea what they thinking up there ??♂️
— Tricky-D (@DropsNoPanties) January 19, 2019
They could be digging in for the winter.
I'm afraid this thread isn't going to live up to the hype. You know, like a Ben Affleck Miramax movie ??♂️ I'm waiting just like the rest of you
— Tricky-D (@DropsNoPanties) January 19, 2019
OMG OMG OHHHH MY GAWDDDDDDD. SHE CAME DOWN TO USE THE BATHROOM! IT'S ONE OF HIS CLOSEST FRIENDS! See... Mom might believe it's just a friendly sleepover, she was lucky enough to sleep through the fuck fest above our heads at 4am.
— Tricky-D (@DropsNoPanties) January 19, 2019
Bold move! Respect.
I don't even know if the wife saw her come downstairs to use the bathroom. She's said nothing and it's not like I can ask... Yet
— Tricky-D (@DropsNoPanties) January 19, 2019
Omg this kid!! NONCHALANT AF he casually strolls downstairs... AND grabbed those shoes and went back upstairs. Side eyeing me the whole way past. I shot him a little wink ?. They gonna hit that side door. bet.
— Tricky-D (@DropsNoPanties) January 19, 2019
Nerves. Of. Steel.
Well that's a wrap folks! Mama just went to the bedroom to lay down and read for a bit. He's got a good 2-3 hour window... Looks like young love finds a way, for now! ?
— Tricky-D (@DropsNoPanties) January 19, 2019
Up the pups!
And closure... Sure enough, hit the side door and they gone. I don't know about you but need a drink after that suspense. Thanks for following along! That was amazing.
— Tricky-D (@DropsNoPanties) January 19, 2019
No, thank YOU Tricky D...love wins.
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