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Worms Fire Department in Germany took to Facebook recently to report on an incident whereby a man got his manhood stuck in a gym weight.
Through Google Translate, their post reads "One person had a very sensitive part of the body trapped in the hole of a 2,5 kg-dumbbell disc. With the help of the grinder, a vibrations saw and a hydraulic emergency, the dumbbell weight could be removed after three hours. The and a fireman of the volunteer unit centre were in use."Please do not imitate such actions!"
You can read and translate it yourself here
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Cover image via Feuerwehr Worms