Another day, another bizarre beauty trend.
Women are being recommended to put toothpaste on their boobs to make them grow and prevent sagging.
Beauty blogger NaturalBeauty556 took to YouTube to claim that a mix of toothpaste, yogurt, Fuller's Earth (a type of clay powder) and cucumber juice will tighten the skin on the breasts.
Another YouTube channel, ZonelynTV, said slathering toothpaste and Vaseline on your breasts will increase your cup size in 30 days.
We don't know what it is about toothpaste that it's constantly being lauded as a multi-use, miracle beauty product.
No, it's not a spot treatment, it doesn't fade hickies, and it certainly won't make your boobs bigger.
It cleans your teeth, lads.