How is it August already? How is the summer technically over? Just how?!
Hi August, long time no see. What's it been? Like a year?
— Sammy Roenfeldt (@sammyroenfeldt) August 1, 2017
The answer is obviously the linear nature of time, we get that, but it doesn't make us any less freaked out that we're into the 8th month of the year. We're not alone in this.
*Note- some bad language in tweets!
it's fucking august. i honestly don't remember what happened in july i swear i inhaled and missed four weeks.
— parris (@supernovalester) July 31, 2017
It's August already and I've done nothing this year other than become more of a disappointment to my family pic.twitter.com/7lpeP8Kq8i
— ♡ beth ♡ (@imlosingctrl) July 31, 2017
OMG It's August. How did that happen? It's like I went to the bathroom and half the year has passed. What witchery is this???? https://t.co/7ZBuB4o2qK
— Gok Wan (@therealgokwan) August 1, 2017
Omygod I can't believe it's August already hahaha remember when you were supposed to be a better person 8 months ago???
— Parvati (@teztikelz) August 1, 2017
Damn it's August already. What y'all doing for New Years?
— Kar L. Stine (@karyewest) August 1, 2017
how is it possible that it's already August
— Poems Web (@Poemsweb) August 1, 2017